Category Archives: Ideas

Natural Selection in Viruses

Cold viruses spread through respiratory particles and stimulate the release of these particles (through coughing and sneezing, for example). Gastrointestinal illnesses spread through feces and vomit, both of which they tend to produce as symptoms.

I very much doubt that this is accidental. It seems selected for; viruses that symptomatically increase their own chances of spreading must be more successful than those that do not. Of course, viruses do contain either DNA or RNA, both capable of propagating, and thus are able to evolve in such a manner.

The puzzling thing, then, is why some viral diseases traditionally caused swift death. It would seem that they deprive themselves of living cellular machinery to produce more virus – what would appear to be a losing proposition.

I still think they’re alive.

Cellular Universe

I had an interesting idea while on the bus. Many people think the universe is a computer simulation. I don’t, but…

What if it’s actually a cell? What if the multi-worlds interpretation is correct and it divides each time an observation is made? Are we then acting as the divisive mechanism, like some sort of vast organelle? Is there some sort of “colony” of universes growing out there in 5-space?

Emergency vehicles and priority inversions

A situation occasionally arises in operating system theory known as “priority inversion”. This is an interesting situation where a low-priority process holds a resource required by a high-priority process. The high priority process therefore cannot run until the low-priority process releases its resource, which it cannot do until its scheduled time slice. This results in the low priority process effectively gaining prioritization over the high-priority process. The situation gets even weirder because both processes can be preempted by other processes running in the system despite higher prioritization. This can cause problems if these processes are critical to the operation of the system. Priority inversions can usually be solved by temporarily assigning the low priority process high priority so it can finish its work and release the blocked resource.

Anyway, I noticed a similarity while waiting at a traffic light. On the other side of the road was an ambulance waiting to make a left turn. In front of the ambulance were two cars. The light was red. The cars had nowhere to go; there was no side to veer off onto or anything of the sort. No one was coming in the other direction.

Here we have a high priority process (the emergency vehicle) blocked by two low-priority processes (the cars in front), which are waiting for the release of a critical section (the traffic light turning green).

As you might expect, the solution to this scenario is to give the cars in front the same priority as the ambulance (allow them to go through the red light), ensuring that the ambulance quickly becomes unblocked.

Society in Fourier Space?

Given my latest psychological principle (the latest of my ongoing attempts to intuitively understand the societal phenomena that swirl around me), “in absence of a clear advantage, expect oscillation”, I am now wondering if there is an idealized Fourier space representation of cultural movements – that is, a theoretical way to convert the categorical periods, such as “modernism”, “classicism”, “baroque”, etc., into actual quantities and then to transform those quantities into frequency space for analysis. It makes no sense, and yet it verges on the edge of making sense because it seems the sort of thing an omniscient entity could do – to objectively quantify the similarity between two historical periods. It isn’t like the comparison has never been made before… anyone attempting to classify a piece of artwork or music must be able to extract some sort of rule that indicates “this is baroque”, for example.

Perhaps the quantities utilized could be more easily measurable things, such as “famous constructivist arguments” vs. “famous deconstructivist arguments” or, even better, “average hair volume” (now THAT’s oscillatory!)

The idea, of course, isn’t to analyze such stupid trends, but to get an idea of the common evolution of societal trends in general. For example, the average hair volume, as stupid a thing to measure as it seems, might be correlated with something less quantitative, such as the musical style of the time.

See? You can sort of dredge some sense out of it.

Some thoughts from the past…

These are a few thoughts I was puzzling over, unsure of whether to state them because of their unconventionality. I suppose if I were trying to be conventional, however, I’m far too late. Here are three of the least conventional:

“Imposing forgiveness or forgetfulness on the people allows any atrocity to be perpetrated with impunity. There is a time and place to forgive. It cannot be blind.”

Flying in the face of the “forgive and forget” doctrine (which probably exists for precisely this reason, as most other doctrines that attempt to limit the moral behavior of the individual), this is the result of recognizing that anger and other strong emotions can indeed motivate great works (through the process of “sublimation”). It is also the recognition that your forgiveness very often does not cause others to rectify the wrong that they caused. By unconditionally forgiving, you are writing others a blank check to step all over you because they know there will be no consequences for doing so. Finally, forgiveness of this sort bars improvement. If an injustice causes you to recognize the flaws in a system, forgiving it prevents optimization of the system, affirming that the status quo is acceptable when it should not be!

Here’s another in a similar fashion:
“Above all, the consistency of memory is sacrosanct. Lacking this, one lacks
purpose – even orientation in time. As for society, a censorship of the past
prevents all change in the future – no one is left to cry out against
atrocity.”

1984 illustrates exactly why this is important pretty well.

And then there’s this:

“Never be the first to come up with a new idea. It won’t be accepted.”

I think Friendster (and MySpace, Facebook, and LinkedIn, its main successors) probably made me realize this. My “Let’s Compose!” idea confirmed it. If you’re the first to come up with a sufficiently different paradigm, you will meet with failure. The first ones that copy your idea will probably be the ones to meet with wild success if anyone does at all. It’s pretty common.

A Peer Review Benchmark

While discussing different strategies for revamping peer review in order to eliminate some of its many flaws, I came up with a benchmark to test any system’s false dismissal rate against. (Many consider peer review to have failed only if it accepts a paper that should have been rejected, but I consider the opposite a much more grave mistake).

A system is sufficient if it would have permitted Evariste Galois to publish his mathematical work. That’s it. Without changing any of his circumstances, including his general rejection by elite mathematicians (or government) of the time or the poor reputation of his academic institution, I am looking for a system that would have allowed him to circulate his papers (which would later prove revolutionary, after all) uninhibited.

Any system that fails this should be burdened under the knowledge that it would have denied us most of the field of abstract algebra and all ensuing discoveries – basically all of 20th century mathematics.